Tim Allen Quotes

In the last three years of racing I've met as many women fans as men fans, and in NASCAR it's the sa...

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.

My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn't have 20 years of understanding the background ...

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make...

I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the ki...

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married wit...

I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station...